What’s the deal with american cab drivers in New Delhi?

11 Responses to “What’s the deal with american cab drivers in New Delhi?”

1. Pavan on September 30th, 2009 8:06 pm

   It is going to happen in year 2050…. see below..

   Year : 2050
   
   Place : Two Americans at IBM, USA.
   Currency Conversion Rate: Rs.1 = $1000
   
   Alex : Hi John, you didn’t come yesterday to office?
   John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
   Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that
   nowadays it has become very strict.
   John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.

   Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
   John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. That’s why
   it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4pm.
   Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA.
   John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming
   to USA man, their economy has been booming.

   Alex : So, when are you leaving?
   John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you
   know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air- India. Sort of dream come true.
   Alex : How long are you going to stay in India?
   John : What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in India,
   my company has promised me that they will process my Hara Patta.

   Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in
   India.
   John : Yeah, that’s why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.
   Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in
   Bangalore, Hyderabad and Mumbai.
   John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are
   beautiful and cultured.

   Alex : Where did you get the offer, Bangalore?
   John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high,
   it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.
   Alex : I see, that’s too much for US people, Rs. 1/ = $ 1000/-. Oh
   God! What about in Hyderabad, Chennai & Mumbai?
   John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Bangalore.
   It is like the world headquarters of Software.
   Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having
   one personal Robot for help.
   John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a
   personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-.
   But my dream is to purchase Ambassador, which costs
   Rs.200000/-.

   Alex : By the way, who is your client?
   John : A pure Indian origin company, specializing in
   Embedded Software.
   Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian
   origin company. They are really intelligent and
   unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their
   Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies pay
   you in full even when you are on bench.
   My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to
   visit Bihar, the most liveable place in India,
   probably world. There you have full freedom and no strictions.
   You can do whatever you want! I wonder how
   that state has perfected that system.

   John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America
   also follows their footsteps.
   Alex : How are you going to cope with their
   language?
   John : Why not? From my school days I have been
   learning Hindi as my first language here
   at New York.At the Consulate they
   proficiency in tested my Hindi and were
   quite impressed by my cent percent score in
   TOHIL (Test of Hindi as International Language).
   
   Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
   John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world’s
   fastest train, world’s largest theme park,
   and the famous Bollywood where you can see actors like,
   Vrithik(son of Hrithik), and all.
   Esselworld is also near to Bollywood.

   Alex : You know, the Indian PM is scheduled to visit
   US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
   John : That’s true. Last month, Narayanamurthy Jr.
   visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for
   infrastructure development at Silicon Valley and has
   promised more if we follow the model of Silicon City of Bangalore.
   Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person.

   Alex : But, Indian government is planning to split
   Narayanamurthy Jr.’s Infosys & Sons.
   John : He is a hard worker man like his father, he>
   can build any number of Infosys like this.
   Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his
   money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.

   Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
   John : Same to you Alex. And don’t go to Consulate
   in a Kurta Pyjama because
   they will think you are too Indianised and may doubt
   you will ever come back and hence your
   Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected.
   But don’t forget to say “Namaste, aap kaise hai” to the Visa.
   It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if
   you don’t greet him that way.

   cheers ,

2. Prashant Saund on October 1st, 2009 1:14 pm

   this is toooooo stupid thought

3. Revathi.Ganesh on October 1st, 2009 2:50 pm

   Amazing and hilarious!! This is going to happen pretty soon:-)

4. Anil on October 1st, 2009 3:07 pm

   Its a nice joke. I don’t think its going to happen. Don’t dream in a day buddy and don’t show star in a day light to people.

5. Raj on October 1st, 2009 4:28 pm

   I’m scared to imagine…. how bad the whole world will be? …what if countries will start following India then? ….corruption will be fashion, cast system will be everywhere & people will think of breaking rules as “fashion” ! …because that’s what happen in South Asia.

6. mahidhar on October 1st, 2009 4:37 pm

   I think if it is going to happen India should get rid off bad things like corruption, cast system.

7. Mahi.in - World of tech savvy people on October 1st, 2009 10:25 pm

   What’s the deal with american cab drivers in New Delhi?…

   Imagine India outsourcing its tech support jobs to cheap labor in US. American call center workers speaking in indian accent to support Indian customers or New Delhi being flooded with American cab drivers.
   Check out this hilarious clip from ‘The…

8. prasidd.com on October 1st, 2009 10:27 pm

   [Video] New Delhi flooded with american cab drivers…

   Year : 2050

   Place : Two Americans at IBM, USA.
   Currency Conversion Rate: Rs.1 = $1000

   Alex : Hi John, you didn’t come yesterday to office?
   John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
   Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that
   nowadays it h…

9. Linus on October 13th, 2009 5:15 pm

   Total Bullshit, Its never going to happen.

10. vikas on December 10th, 2009 8:59 am

    i want job for night only….??????

11. Nelson Joseph on February 17th, 2010 7:19 am

    I am Nelson Joseph i am a chauffer in delhi i need a job in embassy,

Leave a Reply